DIY X Table & Pattern


I made this table 10 years ago and still love it so I decided it's time to share the process. Unfortunately back then I wasn't much for documenting my DIY projects - Yet, what I can do is share the written instructions and my plywood pattern (click for AI file).

This table is perfect for folks who move around a bit, because it comes apart in two pieces allowing you to flat pack it. 

What you need:

1 qty. 4x8 _ 3/4" Birch Plywood sheet

1 qty. Glass table top. (I purchased mine here)

What you need to do:

1.  Use a scroll saw to cut the shapes out from your 4x8 piece of plywood. 

2. Take two pieces of the cut shape and sandwich with wood glue. This allows each leg to have 1.5" width and more strength and stability to the table. 

3. Repeat this with the remainder two pieces and allow to dry for 24 hours.

4. Sand and add wood filler to all irregularities in the wood.

5. Prime the table legs

6. Once primer has dried, add your desired Paint. 

Wala by now you have a table, all you have to do is place one of the legs across the other like an X. Congrats you made a table go take a victory lap my friend, you rock!



Lost Bid of the Week

Visitation Valley

Visitation Valley

Listed as: $619,000

Bid Amount: 707k

Winning Bid: No Contingencies 750k+

We really haven't been motivated with house hunting lately. We also think that with everything happening simultaneous in the environment and politics the wind might soon be blowing in our favor. So we aren't too sad to lose these bids and waiting a little longer to get a place. 

Lost Bid of the Week

Home in Silver Terrace

Home in Silver Terrace

Our real estate agent basically told us we were to chicken, because we get scared at unwarranted spaces and houses that need a ton of work. In our defense I personally cannot help but do math when I walk around homes. So we tend to bid super low because we know how much it would take to bring it up to market value. In this case it had all the recent work down without permits, plus the in-law didn't meet height minimums so you have to carve into the foundation, and the bathroom upstairs had no permits which meant if I wanted to update it with the city, or make an addition I have to deal with that and possible penalties. 

So bottom line we calculated minimum 200k of fixes to bring it up to legality and maybe 50-100 to bedazzle it to neighboring values.

Selling price $588

Bid price $625

Conclussion: We lost with no counter because there was 15 offers ahead of us. 

That's the way the cookie crumbles in SF. You compete with cash offers and people who have the money to make upgrades right away. The don't care that their heads touch the ceiling or that their house's are not attached to the foundation. It's to big of a competitive market. People are just trying to find a home, no matter what the future consequences might be. 

We were okay with this lost. We were just trying to test the SF Market. 

San Francisco's Unwarranted Spaces a.k.a "NO PERMITS"

Ugh! Nothing makes me cringe worse than walking into an "unwarranted space" during house hunting. Especially if you're walking into a basement bathroom where your head touches the ceiling. We are real estates agents nightmare clients. We walk around with a tape measure sounding off alarms every time the tape measure doesn't extend part 7'-6". Among other annoying things we do. Yet we need a home and sometimes you simply have to bite the bullet. 

One of the things potential homeowners are always intimidated with and dread is what it will take to make an unwarranted space legal (In San Francisco). Unfortunately for many San Francisco spaces that would mean LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY! But not always. For those that have the Grit to go through this process, it will definitely pay off in the long run. 

Lucky for you, I know people, that know people, hehehe. Perks of being a Residential Designer in the Bay Area. So here is what you can do.

1. Contact me and I will direct you to an affordable licensed Architect. 

2. Use this form as a guideline when house hunting. It tells you all the codes to be on the lookout for. You'll have a better grasp of violations that will eventually become your problem. 

3. Check out the San Francisco Building Department Flow chart on how to get started. 

4. Don't Fret, because.....

"Established in May 2014, unauthorized dwelling units or, “in-law” units may apply to be legalized. This is a voluntary program that allows property owners to formally register and rent their in-law units in San Francisco assuming all life-safety conditions are met. An in-law unit is an additional dwelling inside a property that was intended to be a single unit. Homeowners often convert and rent unused space in their homes. Although it is common, this has been illegal. With this ordinance, one of these existing units may legally join the housing market should the owner follow the stipulated process. 

Visit DBI’s Unit Legalization Counter, Counter #8 at 1660 Mission Street, 1st Floor or call (415) 558-6117."

Happy Hunting!



10 Things to know during your first week of Bay Area House Hunting.

1. Bid High, Bid Low: The first week on the Market we won two bids. We ended up having to walk away from the one we really wanted due to the intricacy of Jumbo Loans (high bid). The second bid would of require us to completely gut a house down (low bid). We agreed it probably be the end of our family - tackling such a big project with full-time jobs and a toddler, seemed a tad stressful. So we walked away from the deal. 

2.Jumbo Loans: Is a Loan above 625Kish (it depends on your area). Having a Jumbo Loan requires you to have liquid assets that are not part of your down payment etc. This money would just be sitting in your bank account, as proof of your financial solvency. Most people don't have buckets full of cash sitting pretty in their bank accounts. So Jumbo Loans weed out a large percentage of potential homeowners. 

3.Don't listen to what the realtor tells you a property is worth: Both Bids were won by not listening to the realtor's advice. Do your own Market research and homework. It doesn't hurt to have friends in related industries that can point you to potential conflicts that devaluate or appraise a property.  In our case, I'm in the building industry, so I was able to access my personal network including my own professional knowledge. As far as Market research, sites such as Redfin and Zillow can tell you what houses in a particular area were sold for in the last 3 months. This is a good starting point to understand the current market. 

4.House Hunting has now become your part time job: All other priorities have been superseded, your brain has been possessed with house hunting strategies. You are now addicted and this can only end two ways. You will be a homeowner soon, or you will move back to the Ozark's and go hide under the Titanic exhibit in Branson, MO. 

5.Agents in the Bay Area have bigger fish to fry than you, so don't expect to be catered to:  Agents in the bay are like servers in a high-end restaurant, they will be very professional and take down your orders. But don't expect them to cater to your needy self, especially since they saw you roll up in a Corolla while the table next to them rolled up in a Tesla. They are not expecting you to leave them a big tip.  I don't blame them. Especially if you are a first time owner in the SF Market. It's a Jungle out there and only the Grittiest survive. For all we know they're probably just calling each other saying  "hey man I'm sorry, I have to place this ridiculous low bid for this poor schmuck, bare with me".

6. You will be doing tons of math and excel modules:  This will become a regular repertoire after work and topic during dinner conversations. How much house can we afford? When will your rent supersede a house mortgage? What if we stayed in our apartment longer and saved more for a down payment? How will that play out with increasing interest rates? How much are we losing in potential tax breaks? What are all the hidden fees associated with closing on a house in addition to your down payment? Etc Etc Etc $$$$$$$$

7. You will now worry about the BIG ONE:  You will now research Earthquake insurance (the deductible is 15% of the value of your home). What that means is, if your home is worth 1 million and the Big One hits, you will have to come up with approx. $150,000 in order to rebuild your home.  Which will now lead you to google " where are the safest places to live within the Bay Area, find me some Bedrock". 

8. School Districts Matter: Do you have kids? Or plan to have kids? You will now worry about School Districts and how to work your way into a good one. Or maybe you will google map how far from this property to the Kahn Lab? Note that there are ways to get your kid into a good school if you are not in a unified school district-  it might be through employment location...hint hint.. "what are other ways my kid can get into a 10 school if I don't live in that district". 

9. The first week is stressful: During the first week of house hunting I lost 3 pounds and gained fat percentage. By the second week, I gained more clarity on what we wanted and where we wanted to be. By our third week, house hunting became a fun sadistic game. 

10. You are not alone: So many people have been exactly in your shoes. They played the real-estate game in the Bay Area and just when they lost all hope, they landed a home. Our peers have stated that it took them 6-9 months to find their houses. So maybe you thought it be 10k run but it could potentially turn into a marathon.  

So there you have it, 10 things learned during our first week of house hunting. I know this might sound very crazy from an outsiders point of view. Why wouldn't you just move out of the Bay Area and seek a simpler life? Why would you pay those outrages property values? Why don't you just move back to the Midwest and chill out? Why? Why?

If you are in this position take solace in knowing, I get you. I know you still have the fire within you. I know you love your city and have made strong connections through work and your SF Bay community. This is your town and you will not be priced out. You are going to win this battle! 





So your ready to be on the Market for a home in the San Francisco Bay?

Did your company IPO and you are now loaded with a ton of Money and looking to buy your 1.2 million dollar, 2 bedroom, 1 bath pad?

Did you invest in Bitcoin in 2012 when it went down after the arrest of the dude from Silk Road?


No. Well good. You are more inline with the average SF joe.

So......Hold on to your Hipster, Yuppie, Tech Uniform, Gentrification causing Pants - It's going to be one heck of a ride.

Stay tuned for a list of things learned the first week on the Market.